Adrian Monk Quote #1549
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Max Hudson: Cool, okay. So you think I murdered my wife, even though I was right here, on the air, live, when she died?
Adrian Monk: Well, I do have a few questions.
Little Willie Karelli: Of course.
Adrian Monk: Just, from what I've seen, it seems unlikely that bedroom fireplace was ever used. According to the crime scene photos, the fireplace flue was closed, and there were no matches anywhere.
Max Hudson: Okay, that's great. That's very compelling, compelling cross-examination. How's this? Uh, you can ask me three questions, which I will answer right here in front of 4 million witnesses, if Natalie sits on Willie's lap.
Little Willie Karelli: Oh, please. Please!
Adrian Monk: Don't do it, Natalie. It's a trick.
Little Willie Karelli: Do it.
Max Hudson: Adrian, I thought you'd like to know that the last guy who wore those headphones had head lice.
Adrian Monk: Wipe! Wipe! Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe.
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‘Mr. Monk Is On the Air’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]