Max Hudson: Cool, okay. So you think I murdered my wife, even though I was right here, on the air, live, when she died?
Adrian Monk: Well, I do have a few questions.
Little Willie Karelli: Of course.
Adrian Monk: Just, from what I've seen, it seems unlikely that bedroom fireplace was ever used. According to the crime scene photos, the fireplace flue was closed, and there were no matches anywhere.
Max Hudson: Okay, that's great. That's very compelling, compelling cross-examination. How's this? Uh, you can ask me three questions, which I will answer right here in front of 4 million witnesses, if Natalie sits on Willie's lap.
Little Willie Karelli: Oh, please. Please!
Adrian Monk: Don't do it, Natalie. It's a trick.
Little Willie Karelli: Do it.
Max Hudson: Adrian, I thought you'd like to know that the last guy who wore those headphones had head lice.
Adrian Monk: Wipe! Wipe! Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe.