Adrian Monk Quote #1507
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Adrian Monk: Back up. Back up! Over there. There. Open the bottle. Open it. Open it! [Hal reveals a figurine stashed in the bottle] Stolen. Of course. You have a record. You knew you'd be searched at the airport. That's why you seduced Gail Segalis, to get that through customs. And then you seduced me.
Hal Tucker: Come on, Age. I was just joking. You know, I was punking ya.
Adrian Monk: Punk- Punk- Punking?
Hal Tucker: I was joking. That gun's not loaded. I mean, I was just goofin' around. It's... It's what best friends do.
Adrian Monk: Best friends?
Hal Tucker: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: I don't believe you.
Hal Tucker: Oh, come on. It's me. Hal. It's your old pal Hal. You know me. I wouldn't hurt anybody. Come on. Let's go over to your place. Let's order a pizza. Have it sliced ten ways. Maybe polish some rocks.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Okay.
Hal Tucker: But I'm gonna need that gun! Hands up, you freak.
Adrian Monk: So it really is loaded?
Hal Tucker: Yes.
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.