Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #264
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Lieutenant Disher: Here's the report on the murder weapon. You know, the firing pin was worn down. That's why it wouldn't fire.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe we should call Monk in on this one.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, yeah, I already called him. He's not available. He's having some kind of problem with Hal.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [scoffs] Hal. I still can't figure that one out. [turns the gun around in his hand] Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Lieutenant Disher: ... No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: When you showed this gun to Hal and said, "Here's the murder weapon," he knew that the killer used it like a club.
Lieutenant Disher: That's right, he pointed to the cracked handle.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But we never told him how Tim Hayden died. You show anybody a handgun and say, "This is the murder weapon," they're going to assume that the guy had been shot.
Lieutenant Disher: How did he know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: How did he know?
‘Mr. Monk Makes a Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.