Lieutenant Disher Quote #161
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
Lieutenant Disher: [answers phone, hoarsely] Hello?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Randy, how you doing, buddy, I'm... I was worried about you.
Lieutenant Disher: Captain?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: [coughs] What time is it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake you up? Hey, what's that music I hear?
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, it's just my stereo. [coughs] It's broken, I can't turn it down. Listen, Captain, thanks for calling.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Sure.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm gonna... I'm gonna get up now. I think I should make myself some soup. [coughs]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, soup, that's good. Yeah, fluids are good. Drink plenty of fluids.
Lieutenant Disher: Fluids, okay, I will. Thanks for calling, Captain.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Take care, all right.
Lieutenant Disher: [to a woman] My boss. [Stottlemeyer pats Randy on the shoulder] Captain.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Lieutenant.
Lieutenant Disher: Did you, uh, did you call in sick too?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, Randy, I'm looking for Jared.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, here's what happened with me. I was on my way to the doctor, and the... I was... And the... The... I got nothing. Let's go find Jared.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I was just calling for a taxi. They're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes.
Natalie: But, Mr. Monk, that wasn't a phone booth.
Adrian Monk: No, that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, that was some kind of horrible plastic outhouse! Oh, my God. What was I talking into? My God, where's... Where did I put that quarter? For the love of God, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk, what did you think of your first rock concert?
Adrian Monk: I like the old songs. Why don't people write old songs anymore?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: My kid, my oldest, has skipped school, and Karen thinks he's gone to a rock show.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I used to do that. Play hooky, go to rock shows.
Natalie: You did?
Adrian Monk: All the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anyhow, I gotta get up there, see if I can't find him.
Natalie: Okay. You need some help?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind. Thank you.
Adrian Monk: I'll come with you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Natalie: Are you sure?
Adrian Monk: Of course I'm sure.
Natalie: I'm sorry, I just can't picture you at one of these.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about? I used to go all the time. Get a bus into the city, see the stones.