Adrian Monk Quote #2768
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Big Game
Park Ranger: I thought you were a detective.
Adrian Monk: I am a detective. I also coach high school basketball. The Ashton Cougars. Are you into b-ball? "B" stands for basketball.
Park Ranger: Not really.
Adrian Monk: What are you doing Saturday?
Park Ranger: My parents' anniversary. 50 years.
Adrian Monk: Perfect. Bring 'em to the game. It's the league championship.
Park Ranger: I don't think so.
Adrian Monk: It'll be great. We're using a zone defense, which is the best kind of defense you can have. We're gonna kick their rumps all over the field.
Park Ranger: You mean court.
Adrian Monk: Natalie. He might come to the game.
Park Ranger: I didn't say that.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, can you just focus on other questions about the fire? You know, the reason why we came here, why we drove for two and a half hours.
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‘Mr. Monk and the Big Game’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Captain Stottlemeyer: I can talk to her next week. How about Saturday? I'll take you guys out for pancakes.
Natalie: Yeah, it's okay. That's not gonna give her enough time. It's all right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Natalie: Oh, you know what? I forgot to mention. My cousin works for a PR firm for the 49ers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding?
Natalie: Yeah. Joe Montana's gonna be in town on Thursday. He's shooting some commercial. You wanna meet him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Joe Montana? Sure!
Natalie: Okay. You're not too busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no, I'm sure we could make that work.
Natalie: Oh, great. Because I lied. But it's nice to know you're available on Thursday. Julie will be here after school. Thanks.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Julie showed me what happened. They found Coach Hayden's body in here, next to the showers. You okay?
Adrian Monk: Girls' bathroom.
Natalie: What are you afraid of? Cooties?
Adrian Monk: Don't laugh. Jury is still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding.
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Julie Teeger: Is this a bad time?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is.
Emily C.: Should we come back?
Adrian Monk: No, it's always a bad time.