Park Ranger: I thought you were a detective.
Adrian Monk: I am a detective. I also coach high school basketball. The Ashton Cougars. Are you into b-ball? "B" stands for basketball.
Park Ranger: Not really.
Adrian Monk: What are you doing Saturday?
Park Ranger: My parents' anniversary. 50 years.
Adrian Monk: Perfect. Bring 'em to the game. It's the league championship.
Park Ranger: I don't think so.
Adrian Monk: It'll be great. We're using a zone defense, which is the best kind of defense you can have. We're gonna kick their rumps all over the field.
Park Ranger: You mean court.
Adrian Monk: Natalie. He might come to the game.
Park Ranger: I didn't say that.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, can you just focus on other questions about the fire? You know, the reason why we came here, why we drove for two and a half hours.