Lieutenant Disher Quote #89
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Stays in Bed
Captain Stottlemeyer: Don't get up. I'm Leland Stottlemeyer, homicide. This is Lieutenant Disher. We wanna talk to you about Jillian Garr.
John DeLancy: Who?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Judge Jillian Garr. You threatened her in court, and then you rammed her car in a parking lot. And now she's missing.
John DeLancy: What are you talking about?
Lieutenant Disher: Captain.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hang on, Randy. Hey, you like Tie food? [dips the man's tie in his soup] Huh? How's your memory now?
Lieutenant Disher: Captain, this isn't table six. Chart was upside down.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Um I, uh I'm sorry. I, um, I made a mistake. I thought you were somebody else. Uh, hey, look. Uh, here. Take my, my tie. This is a it's a $100 tie. It was a Christmas gift, okay? There.
John DeLancy: Get out of here.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [to Disher] We'll talk about this later. Where is table six?
Lieutenant Disher: Okay, uh Hold on. Here's the window. Oh. My bad. That was table six. I was right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Are you sure?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, I just gave him my tie. Plus, I've lost a little bit of authority with him.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I don't think so.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, you don't think so?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, I'm sure he'll understand. Everybody makes mistakes, sir.
‘Mr. Monk Stays in Bed’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Did you hear anything? I mean, anybody yelling or screaming for help?
Natalie: Yeah, me. Does it ever get to you? Seeing people dead?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, it did for a while. But I got used to it.
Natalie: That must be awful. Getting used to it.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, it was pretty awful. But I got used to it. It's the worst part, you know. Getting used to it. Something you never really get used to.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: It's not straight.
Natalie: Ha! The bubble's right in the middle.
Adrian Monk: The level's broken.
Natalie: The level is not broken, Mr. Monk. It can't be broken. It's a bubble on a stick. You have two levels?
Adrian Monk: I use this level to check the other levels. It's my level-checking level.
Julie Teeger: How do you know that one's not broken?
Adrian Monk: That's a good question. I take my level-checking level to the hardware store twice a year to have it recalibrated.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Could you turn this? Thank you. Well, that's good.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What is this thing?
Adrian Monk: It's a humidifier.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's that one?
Adrian Monk: It's a dehumidifier.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, don't they cancel each other out?
Adrian Monk: Exactly.