Adrian Monk Quote #746
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Mrs. Bowen: I've had tons of patients like you. There is nothing wrong with you. It's all up here. It's psychological.
Adrian Monk: Right, right.
Mrs. Bowen: What you really need is a wife.
Adrian Monk: Oh, whoa. Uh, we just met. Okay? I don't even know you.
Mrs. Bowen: It's not me. I'm not proposing to you. It's a statement of fact. [takes out a cigarette]
Adrian Monk: Excuse me.
Mrs. Bowen: You gotta stop whining, you know?
Adrian Monk: There, there's no smoking.
Mrs. Bowen: Sharona moved away, wah, wah, wah. You know what? You have got to get out of the house. You gotta do something. Go bowling. You know, meet some people. That is my advice to you.
Adrian Monk: You gotta, you gotta put that out!
Mrs. Bowen: All right. Don't get all twisted up. There. It's out. And so am I. Another morning shot to hell.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.