Adrian Monk Quote #2296
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Bully
Adrian Monk: That way.
Natalie: Why that way?
Adrian Monk: I feel lucky! Isn't this a great case? Isn't this the best case ever?
Natalie: I've never seen you like this.
Adrian Monk: I never knew revenge could be so sweet. And you know what makes it even sweeter? Give up? Roderick Brody is paying for it. He is footing the bill for his own comeuppance. And that is the best kind of comeuppance there is. Excuse me, kind sir. Have you seen this woman? She's cheating on a guy who used to put my head in a toilet bowl. Isn't that great?
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Bully’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Listen. Do you hear that?
Natalie: What? The birds?
Adrian Monk: Not the birds. Don't you hear that? The toilet tank refilling. Toilet tank of life.
Natalie: Come on, Mr. Monk. I'll drive you home.
Adrian Monk: It's what Plato called the great cosmic swirly. There's no escaping it.
Natalie: Plato said that?
Adrian Monk: I'm paraphrasing. I'm gonna need that shower cap back.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: So identical twins? That's one for the books.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I said twins.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, you always say twins.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Okay, look. Roderick Brody changed my life. Maybe as much as Trudy did. He ruined everything. It was childhood's end really.
Dr. Bell: You know, I had a bully in school too. He would wait for me every morning outside the bicycle rack.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. You went to your father for advice and he told you to face up to the bully and the bully backed down.
Dr. Bell: Yes, more or less, yes.
Adrian Monk: What a wonderful anecdote. It'll give me something to think about at 1:00 when my head is in the man's toilet.