Adrian Monk Quote #1886

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank

Adrian Monk: Madge, I think Trudy's bracelet is still here in the bank.
Madge: Still here?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Yes. Crawley told a Pawn Broker in Brisbane that he still had a half a box full of Jewelry somewhere in his-
Captain Stottlemeyer: A pawn Broker in Brisbane? I guess my cell phone was off the hook?
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing.
Natalie: Yeah, we just weren't sure.
Adrian Monk: We know how busy you are.
Adrian Monk: It's a big job.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's okay.
Natalie: Just a little lead.
Adrian Monk: Natalie didn't think we should bother you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's okay. We'll talk about it later.

Rate

 ‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes

Quote from Adrian Monk

Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer

Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Gloria Morales: It's a boy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Got names picked out?
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet. What's your name?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Leland.
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet.