Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #278

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Rapper

Captain Stottlemeyer: Apologize, but don't cry.
Adrian Monk: Don't cry?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Just tell him the truth. There's too much evidence against him. You're not a miracle worker. Don't do that.
Adrian Monk: What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: This. It's a gang sign. Don't do this or this or this. They're all gang signs.
Adrian Monk: I'll keep my hands in my pockets.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, don't do that. He'll think you're carrying. He'll shoot us here on the spot.
Adrian Monk: [raises hands] How how 'bout this?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, do that.

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Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer

Captain Stottlemeyer: Mind if I join you? Randy's upstairs talking to our medical examiner in rap.
Adrian Monk: Why?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I learned a long time ago not to ask Randy why he does anything.

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Natalie: He's the guy.
Adrian Monk: Who's- Who's the guy? Hodges?
Natalie: I don't know. There's something about him.
Adrian Monk: Another hunch?
Natalie: Well, we should at least check him out.
Adrian Monk: Why would he kill Extra Large? He had no motive. None! Extra Large was his meal ticket.
Natalie: I don't know.
Adrian Monk: The limo driver's out of intensive care. We can talk to him tomorrow. Maybe he saw something.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Snake da Assassin: We've been asking around, and street's been saying you're some kind of super cop.
Adrian Monk: Well, I guess if other people say it, it's not really bragging. You feelin' me there, Silent? He's feelin' me.