Captain Stottlemeyer: Apologize, but don't cry.
Adrian Monk: Don't cry?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Just tell him the truth. There's too much evidence against him. You're not a miracle worker. Don't do that.
Adrian Monk: What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: This. It's a gang sign. Don't do this or this or this. They're all gang signs.
Adrian Monk: I'll keep my hands in my pockets.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, don't do that. He'll think you're carrying. He'll shoot us here on the spot.
Adrian Monk: [raises hands] How how 'bout this?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, do that.