Adrian Monk Quote #806
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic
Adrian Monk: Skid marks all up and down, but none near this vehicle. He didn't put on his brakes.
Garrett Price: I think you're right. Wow, you could be a cop.
Adrian Monk: I am. At least, I used to be.
Garrett Price: Then we have something in common. Two guys who used to be something.
Adrian Monk: The car's in neutral.
Garrett Price: Well, maybe the gear thing slipped in the collision.
Adrian Monk: Maybe. The air conditioning is off. So is the fan.
Garrett Price: Okay, what does that mean?
Adrian Monk: Both the windows, they're shut. Must be 90 degrees out here. I couldn't drive like that, could you?
Garrett Price: You're absolutely right.
‘Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic’ Quotes
Quote from Julie Teeger
Julie Teeger: I'm going to pee all over the seat.
Adrian Monk: Natalie.
Natalie: Honey, honey, there is a rest stop up ahead. You're okay.
Julie Teeger: Maybe when there's pee all over the back seat, maybe then you'll believe me.
Adrian Monk: Uh, okay. Julie, wait. No, don't don't don't do that. Not, not in the car. I will give you $10 to hold it in.
Julie Teeger: Really?
Natalie: What are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee.
Adrian Monk: Best money I ever spent.
Julie Teeger: Oh, sure he can. It's called "the free market." I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk, how much would you pay me not to throw up?
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: So, what happened up there?
Adrian Monk: A guy was killed.
Natalie: Oh, my God.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk says he was murdered.
Natalie: Of course he does. You know, Mr. Monk, there'd be no crime in all of San Francisco if you never left your house.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: Mom, I gotta go.
Natalie: Sweetie, why didn't you go at the game? There was a porta-john right there.
Julie Teeger: I wanted to, but Mr. Monk says it wasn't sanitary.
Adrian Monk: You'll thank me later.