Quote from Julie Teeger in Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic
Julie Teeger: I'm going to pee all over the seat. Adrian Monk: Natalie. Natalie: Honey, honey, there is a rest stop up ahead. You're okay. Julie Teeger: Maybe when there's pee all over the back seat, maybe then you'll believe me. Adrian Monk: Uh, okay. Julie, wait. No, don't don't don't do that. Not, not in the car. I will give you $10 to hold it in. Julie Teeger: Really? Natalie: What are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee. Adrian Monk: Best money I ever spent. Julie Teeger: Oh, sure he can. It's called "the free market." I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk, how much would you pay me not to throw up?