Adrian Monk Quote #633
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Fired
Sharona: Did you go on the interview? [Monk nods, then hangs his head] Was it that bad?
Adrian Monk: It was pretty bad.
Sharona: Adrian, I am so sorry. But you know what? The most important thing is that you did it. So don't be so discouraged. I mean, there's a million other jobs out there.
Adrian Monk: [pained] I got the job.
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: I start on Monday.
Sharona: $42,000 a year, plus a medical plan? Four weeks paid vacation and a dental plan? You got that on your, on your first interview? How did you do that?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Sharona: Did you tell her that Marmaduke joke? [Monk nods] You told her that stupid joke, and now you have a medical plan?
Adrian Monk: I'm sorry.
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Ms. Lennington: Mr. Monk, what would you say is your greatest strength?
Adrian Monk: Oh. Mm... [long, expectant pause] My decisiveness.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Hello, Adrian. Thank you for coming in. Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?
Adrian Monk: Well, I was married for seven years until a car bomb killed my wife. I've spent the last seven years trying to track down the people responsible for my wife's murder.
Dr. Kroger: Do you have any hobbies?
Adrian Monk: I do. I spend my free time tracking down the people who planted the car bomb that killed my wife.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, Adrian, just a little pointer here. Maybe you don't have to keep mentioning the car bomb.
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll just say bomb.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Adrian, I know you're scared, but you can't keep following me around like this. I can't afford to lose two jobs in one week. I just can't.
Adrian Monk: Where should I go?
Sharona: It's a beautiful day outside. Why don't you try taking a walk? But you just can't stay here. You're not allowed. You are not a patient.
Adrian Monk: Actually, I haven't been feeling so good.
Sharona: Really?
Adrian Monk: I think I'm may becoming down with something. [coughs] I might have caught what he has.
Sharona: So you want to be admitted?
Adrian Monk: Well...
Sharona: Mm, then I have to take your temperature.
Adrian Monk: Okay. [opens mouth]
Sharona: It's not that kind of thermometer.
Adrian Monk: You know, I think I will take that walk.
Sharona: Thought so.