Sharona: Did you go on the interview? [Monk nods, then hangs his head] Was it that bad?
Adrian Monk: It was pretty bad.
Sharona: Adrian, I am so sorry. But you know what? The most important thing is that you did it. So don't be so discouraged. I mean, there's a million other jobs out there.
Adrian Monk: [pained] I got the job.
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: I start on Monday.
Sharona: $42,000 a year, plus a medical plan? Four weeks paid vacation and a dental plan? You got that on your, on your first interview? How did you do that?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Sharona: Did you tell her that Marmaduke joke? [Monk nods] You told her that stupid joke, and now you have a medical plan?
Adrian Monk: I'm sorry.