Adrian Monk Quote #615
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Blackout
Michelle Rivas: This isn't even the worst date I've had this year.
Woman: Really?
Michelle Rivas: Yeah. I went out with this guy from work, Gene Edelson. You met him.
Adrian Monk: The engineer? Lobby, lobby...
Michelle Rivas: I guess I felt sorry for him. I could tell he never got out much. He's into country/western. Took me line-dancing.
Woman: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Michelle Rivas: He had a couple drinks, then a couple more, groped me for half an hour, and puked all over the mechanical bull.
Woman: Those quiet guys are the worst.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, he sounds like a real loser. Lobby, lobby, lobby, lobby!
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‘Mr. Monk and the Blackout’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: What do you got, Randy?
Lieutenant Disher: Winston Brenner. He was an activist in the '90s. He was indicted in a series of bombings in Boston. Pretty angry individual. Here, look at this. This is the letter from the power plant. This one is from 11 years ago. He uses a lot of the same phrases. "The blood I shed today," "the blood I shed today." "Price of absolute freedom," "price of absolute freedom." Check this out. The handwriting is identical. This is definitely the guy. The only thing is, is that back then, Brenner didn't really care about the environment. Anti-military was his thing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Did you read the rest of the file, Randy?
Lieutenant Disher: We've got some pictures, too. They're blurry but good.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Read the rest of the file, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: Which part?
Captain Stottlemeyer: The part here where it says that he died. Deceased 1995. He blew himself up before the trial.
Lieutenant Disher: He's dead.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: [over bullhorn] Mr. Drake. My name is Leland Stottlemeyer. I'm with the San Francisco police.
Adrian Monk: He is filthy. I need some wipes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've got a copy of a document here. I'd like you to take a look at it. I'm sending it up.
Alby Drake: What is it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: There was a bombing at a power plant on Monday night.
Alby Drake: Yeah. I saw the lights go out. It was a beautiful thing, man. The stars were awesome!
Captain Stottlemeyer: We need you to look at that document and tell me if you recognize the handwriting.
Alby Drake: Why should I?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We believe that your friend Winston Brenner is still alive.
Adrian Monk: [takes bullhorn] Mr. Drake, we are also sending up some wipes.
Alby Drake: What for?
Adrian Monk: To clean yourself. They're pre-moistened. They have a million and one uses.
Alby Drake: Go to hell!
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: I'm going to hell. I'm a horrible person.
Adrian Monk: Why?
Sharona: I just told that woman Michelle that there was nothing wrong with you.
Adrian Monk: She should have asked me.