Michelle Rivas: This isn't even the worst date I've had this year.
Woman: Really?
Michelle Rivas: Yeah. I went out with this guy from work, Gene Edelson. You met him.
Adrian Monk: The engineer? Lobby, lobby...
Michelle Rivas: I guess I felt sorry for him. I could tell he never got out much. He's into country/western. Took me line-dancing.
Woman: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Michelle Rivas: He had a couple drinks, then a couple more, groped me for half an hour, and puked all over the mechanical bull.
Woman: Those quiet guys are the worst.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, he sounds like a real loser. Lobby, lobby, lobby, lobby!