Adrian Monk Quote #571
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Panic Room
Benjy: Mom, can you please do this?
Sharona: You don't want me near you, and it serves you right for fighting.
Benjy: I wasn't fighting. You said I should defend myself.
Sharona: You weren't defending yourself. You were defending that little boy, and you know it.
Benjy: His name is Reuben. Everyone was picking on him. They were giving him a wedgie.
Adrian Monk: What's a wedgie?
Benjy: It's when they lift your underwear all the way out of your pants.
Adrian Monk: Oh. When I was a kid, they called it something else.
Benjy: What?
Adrian Monk: An Adrian.
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‘Mr. Monk and the Panic Room’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you for coming. We've got a very bizarre situation here. I could use a second opinion.
Lieutenant Disher: Third opinion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, I already told you what I thought, so this would be a third opinion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Whatever. A third opinion.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: They call it a panic room. I know that's a difficult concept, because for you, every room is a panic room.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Oh, he's scared to death. [to the monkey] Come on, baby.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, don't touch him. Don't touch it. Don't... Now, you're going, you're going to have to be quarantined, and you will, too. You all will.