Benjy: Mom, can you please do this?
Sharona: You don't want me near you, and it serves you right for fighting.
Benjy: I wasn't fighting. You said I should defend myself.
Sharona: You weren't defending yourself. You were defending that little boy, and you know it.
Benjy: His name is Reuben. Everyone was picking on him. They were giving him a wedgie.
Adrian Monk: What's a wedgie?
Benjy: It's when they lift your underwear all the way out of your pants.
Adrian Monk: Oh. When I was a kid, they called it something else.
Benjy: What?
Adrian Monk: An Adrian.