Adrian Monk Quote #341
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater
Adrian Monk: Okay. I think I remember exactly what I saw. It's the second scene. You're Gail, I'm the guy. The two knives are on the counter. This is very important. This is the real knife. This is the prop knife. So when you stab me, please use the prop knife.
Sharona: I'll try to remember.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Okay, now, so. You... You enter from the right.
Sharona: You mean the left. That's stage left.
Adrian Monk: But it's on the right.
Sharona: But it's stage left. That's what they call it. My sister's an actress.
Adrian Monk: But-But for the purposes of this recreation, let's just call it what they call it on planet Earth.
Sharona: Like you would know.
Adrian Monk: All right. Just enter from over there.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Look, I might have told her some things that weren't exactly true.
Adrian Monk: Like what?
Sharona: Like, Benjy's on the honor roll.
Adrian Monk: Oh, okay. No problem.
Sharona: Okay, thanks. Oh! Oh, oh, oh. And... And I also told her that my rent is only $900 a month. And-And-And- And I broke up with Steve, the florist I was dating. He didn't break up with me. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. And also that I am seeing a really nice guy, Ronnie, who's a stockbroker, but he's out of town this weekend. Oh, oh! Oh, oh. And- And you you have a full medical plan, including dental. And, uh, I'm not your assistant. I'm your partner. Is that okay?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Wow! Congratulations.
Sharona: Thank you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Could I have my four dollars back?
Doorman: What?
Adrian Monk: We gave you 44 dollars.
Doorman: Yeah?
Adrian Monk: The bribe was only 40, so, you know...
Doorman: Are you for real?
Sharona: Will you come on?
Adrian Monk: O- Okay. Okay, but we have a four-dollar credit on any future bribes. I won't forget. I'm writing it down.
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Adrian Monk: Did you happen to hear where she went?
Doorman: It's possible.
Sharona: Well- Well, where did she go? It's very important.
Doorman: Isn't it funny? I-I can't quite remember.
Adrian Monk: I get it. I get it. I get it. [gets wallet out] Memories are funny things. Uh, maybe this will help.
Doorman: Three dollars? Hey, buddy, I get three bucks for holding a door open.
Sharona: He wants more. Give him more.
Adrian Monk: He didn't do anything. I think three dollars is more than appropriate.
Sharona: Give him more.
Doorman: Oh, so we're up to four dollars now.
Adrian Monk: For 20 seconds of your time. I think that's not too shabby.
Sharona: You're the cheapest man I know. Here. Where'd she go?
Adrian Monk: What are you doing? Forty dollars?
Sharona: My sister's on death row. I think she's worth 40 dollars. Where'd she go?