Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Could I have my four dollars back? Doorman: What? Adrian Monk: We gave you 44 dollars. Doorman: Yeah? Adrian Monk: The bribe was only 40, so, you know... Doorman: Are you for real? Sharona: Will you come on? Adrian Monk: O- Okay. Okay, but we have a four-dollar credit on any future bribes. I won't forget. I'm writing it down.