Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #75
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater
Captain Stottlemeyer: You were having a relationship with the victim. You'd been seeing him for nearly a year.
Gail Fleming: It was just seven months.
Lieutenant Disher: He broke it off. You were upset. You sent him some e-mails. They were pretty emotional. Th-That's what I heard.
Gail Fleming: Who you been talking to, Randy? The crew?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You wanted to teach your boyfriend a lesson. You were pissed off. You did it in public. You didn't care, so you took a knife from home, you switched it with the knife on the stage, and then you stuck him in the chest. Everybody saw you.
Gail Fleming: He's not my boyfriend.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No! Not anymore.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Look, I might have told her some things that weren't exactly true.
Adrian Monk: Like what?
Sharona: Like, Benjy's on the honor roll.
Adrian Monk: Oh, okay. No problem.
Sharona: Okay, thanks. Oh! Oh, oh, oh. And... And I also told her that my rent is only $900 a month. And-And-And- And I broke up with Steve, the florist I was dating. He didn't break up with me. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. And also that I am seeing a really nice guy, Ronnie, who's a stockbroker, but he's out of town this weekend. Oh, oh! Oh, oh. And- And you you have a full medical plan, including dental. And, uh, I'm not your assistant. I'm your partner. Is that okay?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Wow! Congratulations.
Sharona: Thank you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Could I have my four dollars back?
Doorman: What?
Adrian Monk: We gave you 44 dollars.
Doorman: Yeah?
Adrian Monk: The bribe was only 40, so, you know...
Doorman: Are you for real?
Sharona: Will you come on?
Adrian Monk: O- Okay. Okay, but we have a four-dollar credit on any future bribes. I won't forget. I'm writing it down.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Did you happen to hear where she went?
Doorman: It's possible.
Sharona: Well- Well, where did she go? It's very important.
Doorman: Isn't it funny? I-I can't quite remember.
Adrian Monk: I get it. I get it. I get it. [gets wallet out] Memories are funny things. Uh, maybe this will help.
Doorman: Three dollars? Hey, buddy, I get three bucks for holding a door open.
Sharona: He wants more. Give him more.
Adrian Monk: He didn't do anything. I think three dollars is more than appropriate.
Sharona: Give him more.
Doorman: Oh, so we're up to four dollars now.
Adrian Monk: For 20 seconds of your time. I think that's not too shabby.
Sharona: You're the cheapest man I know. Here. Where'd she go?
Adrian Monk: What are you doing? Forty dollars?
Sharona: My sister's on death row. I think she's worth 40 dollars. Where'd she go?