Adrian Monk Quote #211
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Airplane
Warren Beach: Where's your friend? I want to show you something.
Adrian Monk: Oh, she's, uh... She's in the bathroom.
Warren Beach: No, she's not. It says, "Unoccupied."
Adrian Monk: Uh... Hope she didn't leave.
Warren Beach: How far could she go? It's an airplane. Listen, Adrian. You're a man of the world. I think you would appreciate this. See what I got in my hands, here? This is the longest tri-prong, tri-outlet cord ever made domestically.
Adrian Monk: Uh-huh.
Warren Beach: It's 18 feet here. We call it, "The Anaconda." It's got a hook. This is a special feature, the hook. Here. Just watch it. You don't even need to listen. There. Look at how good it hooks. Bingo!
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Airplane’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Oh, my God, that is Tim Daly! I love him!
Adrian Monk: What is he, some kind of actor?
Sharona: Yeah. Yeah. He was on that show, Wings.
Adrian Monk: Never saw it. Was it good?
Sharona: Well, he was.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Now, do you want the aisle or the middle?
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll take the... Aisle.
Sharona: You sure?
Adrian Monk: Aisle. Aisle. Middle. Middle. Oh, middle. Aisle! Aisle! I'm just gonna wait. Aisle. Middle.
Warren Beach: Mister. Mister. Take this one. I won't mind.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, no. Please don't offer him a third choice. His head will explode.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Okay. I got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Adrian Monk: Neither.
Sharona: Well, you gotta pick one.
Adrian Monk: I don't want to. If you tell me the good news first, I won't enjoy it, because I'll be worrying about the bad news, which is coming next. But if you tell me the bad news first, I won't get a chance to enjoy the good news, because I know...