Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #451
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's that?
Lieutenant Disher: It's the burn victim from the park, we might have an I.D. Been checking flower shops. Remember Monk found that green styrofoam?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I remember, I was there.
Lieutenant Disher: There's a flower shop up in Pacific Heights. One of their clerks has been missing since Tuesday.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You and Monk go check it out. I can't go 'cause I'm trying to save my marriage here.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir. [exits]
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm trying to save my marriage and I ain't even married yet. [chuckles]
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.