Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #436
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, hey. You look great. It's 6:30, so we should get going. [T.K. cries] Are you okay? Why is everybody crying?
T.K. Jensen: [wiping tears away] No reason.
Lieutenant Disher: You two have fun.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's going on?
Adrian Monk: They figured it out. That you're proposing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I wonder how. What do I do now? I guess I'll just do it here.
T.K. Jensen: Wait, no. No, no, no, no, no. Let's just wait till we're alone. And I wanna hear the whole speech. And and everything that you've planned. [they kiss]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Is that a "yes"?
T.K. Jensen: Well, you'll just have to wait and find out. Wait, can I just take a peek, just a little peak? [Stottlemeyer flashes the ring]
Lieutenant Disher: Looks like we're going to a wedding.
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.