Adrian Monk Quote #2098
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Falls in Love
Leyla Zlatavich: I never imagined that such a thing was possible in America. To be sent to prison for something I didn't do.
Adrian Monk: You are not going to prison. All we have to do is figure out what happened. Here. They found this bracelet in the taxicab. All the charms seem to point to you. It has your initials, see.
Leyla Zlatavich: Yes, the police showed this to me. Yeah, but it isn't mine. I told them I've never seen it before.
Adrian Monk: Okay, what about your alibi? Where were you Monday night?
Leyla Zlatavich: Monday night was my birthday. I went home alone. I turned my telephone off. Lit a candle, made a wish, went to bed early. Pretty exciting life, huh?
Adrian Monk: Is- Is that it? That's your alibi. That might be the worst alibi I've ever heard. Ever, in my life. Which is good. Because if you were guilty, you would have come up with something better, right?
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: He is carrying something. Could be St. Christopher. He's the patron saint of travelers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. Likes to travel.
Adrian Monk: What is that, a lion?
Lieutenant Disher: Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo... zookeeper! A traveling, dancing zookeeper.
Captain Stottlemeyer: This is not a game show, Randy.
Natalie: Well, it could be an astrological sign. So she's a leo.
Captain Stottlemeyer: A leo.
Adrian Monk: What is that? Looks like a ruby.
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Rubies, so that's jewelry. She makes jewelry. She's a dancing zookeeper's daughter who makes jewelry!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay! I'm making an announcement. If our suspect turns out to be a dancing zookeeper's daughter who makes jewelry, I'm gonna retire.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: We're friends of Leyla's. She's in trouble. She's in very big trouble.
Adrian Monk: Mrs. Zlatavich, we know- We know you killed this man. Your daughter is in jail now. Leyla is protecting you. You came here on her birthday, didn't you? To surprise her.
Mrs. Zlatavich: [speaks native language]
Natalie: Y- Y- You were giving her a gift. A bracelet.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah. You landed at the airport. And you got into a taxi, but you had the wrong address. Look. Algonquin Avenue, right? That was her old address. You didn't know she had moved.
Mrs. Zlatavich: [gives a "Here's what happened" summation in her native language]
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: We found this in the cab. It's got a design on it. Could be an invitation or something. And we found this under the backseat. There's blood splatter on it. We think the killer was wearing it.
Adrian Monk: A charm bracelet. Trudy had one of these. Usually, these aren't just decorative, though. Each one of these little charms could mean something. "L.Z." Probably her initials.
Captain Stottlemeyer: L.Z. That's good. There can't be a lot of Zs out there.
Natalie: Ballet slippers. Maybe she's a dancer or used to be.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's good.
Adrian Monk: There's a man with a beard.
Natalie: Looks like Santa Claus.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe she likes Christmas!
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm not going to write down that she likes Christmas.