Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #323
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)
Sheriff Rollins: Captain, call the phone company. We're gonna need a wiretap.
Captain Stottlemeyer: On who?
Sheriff Rollins: Dr. Charles Kroger, downtown. Monk's shrink.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I know.
Sheriff Rollins: He sees him four times a week. If you believe that. Guy's a one-man psych ward. You got a problem?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, tapping his shrink's phone. You're never gonna get a judge to-
Sheriff Rollins: Already done.
Captain Stottlemeyer: "Office of the Lieutenant Governor."
Sheriff Rollins: Yeah, he's an old friend. We used to sneak cigarettes behind the high school together.
‘Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Prosecutor: The bullet definitely came from his gun. It's been tested by two different laboratories.
Judge: Bail is set at $900,000.
[Monk confers with his lawyer]
Lawyer: With the court's permission, could you make it an even million?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, my God!
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: [drinks "smoothie"] Mmm. Mmm. Yeah, that's just what I needed.
Lieutenant Disher: Is that oil?
Natalie: That is oil. It's- It's from the ground, so it's organic. And it just lubricates your organs. So it's, it's good. I just- Just need to wash up. I'll be right back. You can have it.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey, what's this?
Natalie: Uh, Mitch's old uniform. I was giving it to the Salvation Army. I figure it's time to move on.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, good for you. I've been saying that for three years, but... What's with the drill?
Natalie: Oh, oh, oh. My blender broke, and I was going to make a smoothie.
Lieutenant Disher: With a power drill?
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, don't let me stop you.
Natalie: You want one?
Lieutenant Disher: No, I actually had a protein shake at Home Depot on my way over.