Adrian Monk Quote #1874
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Adrian Monk: Have you seen this?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Only about 20 times. It's useless. Can't see anything, a plant's in the way.
Adrian Monk: Exactly! Leland, that's my bank! I know that lobby. That fichus tree has been sitting in the corner for ten years. It's never been moved until today. This morning, before the gunmen came in. Somebody moved it in front of the surveillance camera.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Before the robbery?
Adrian Monk: Also, the Russian went out the back door and the alarm didn't sound, so somebody disconnected it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, that one we caught.
Adrian Monk: And there is a gate out back at the end of the alley. It was unlocked. Somebody unlocked it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So the Russian's not alone. He's got an inside man.
Adrian Monk: If I can find the inside man, he'll lead me to the Russian. And the Russian leads me to Trudy's bracelet.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Trudy's bracelet. I should have known.
Adrian Monk: Well, I gotta get into that bank. I gotta have a look around.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, Monk, you just can't go hang out at a bank. It's a place of business. People don't like it if you just go and hang out in their office.
Adrian Monk: Maybe they need a security guard.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You know, after today, I bet they do. Looks like you're gonna get to wear a badge again.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Gloria Morales: It's a boy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Got names picked out?
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet. What's your name?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Leland.
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet.