Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #310
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Peter Crawley: So, where do I start?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, the Gunman came in at 9:05. Let's start at 9:04.
Peter Crawley: I just unlocked the door. I was flipping the open sign when this guy pushed right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Can you describe him?
Peter Crawley: A white guy. Large. He must have been six foot.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What was he wearing?
[montage:]
Peter Crawley: A green hooded sweatshirt and a mask. He made me lock the door and pull the shade.
Madge: He had his gun pointed at Mr. Crawley the whole time. And he made us empty all the drawers. I'll never forget his voice. He had an accent.
Leon Harrison: Definitely Russian. Very thick. Just off the boat. He had a big bag. We were filling it. I saw Jasmine reach for the silent alarm. He must have seen her. It all happened so fast.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Then what did you do?
Tiffany Preston: He made us all lie down on the floor. Even Jasmine. She was still bleeding. And crying. He had a drill and he was breaking open the deposit boxes.
Gloria Morales: It seemed like forever. I thought I was gonna give birth right there. He told us not to move for five minutes, and then he left out the back. But we were too worried about Jasmine. As soon as he was gone, Mr. Crawley pulled the alarm.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, thank you very much.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Gloria Morales: It's a boy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Got names picked out?
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet. What's your name?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Leland.
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet.