Adrian Monk Quote #1766
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
Man #1: Excuse me. You were up there? Yeah, is he okay? Cause we heard he broke, like, seven ribs.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. What he broke was at least seven city ordinances.
Man #2: The cops won't press charges. They wouldn't dare. He's a real-life hero.
Man #1: He's a hero.
Adrian Monk: He is not a hero! What is wrong with you people? I mean, he fell, right? A daredevil basically has one job: Not falling. I mean, I could fall. I bet I could fall a hundred stories if I tried.
Man #2: Why don't you, man? In fact, I'd be glad to help.
Natalie: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Man #1: Now, don't hurt him. Hey, ask yourself, what would Harold do?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I hate to tell you this. I've known Harold Krenshaw for 31/2 years, and he is a lot of things, but he is not the Frisco Flyer.
Man #1: Oh, yeah, man? Well, we were there. We saw him fall, so how do you explain that? We saw him fall.
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‘Mr. Monk and the Daredevil’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Vehicle Identification Universal tracking program. Come on, come on, come on. Okay, shoot.
Lieutenant Disher: First letter "t," as in tsunami.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Tsunami.
Lieutenant Disher: Silent "t."
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why not "T" as in "Tom"? Just say "Tom."
Lieutenant Disher: What's the difference?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It doesn't- The "t" is silent.
Lieutenant Disher: It's not completely silent. T- sunami.
Captain Stottlemeyer: All right, all right. Let's go.
Lieutenant Disher: Uh, second letter, "P" as in...
Captain Stottlemeyer: "P" as in "Paul."
Lieutenant Disher: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Too late. I typed it. "P."
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, but the person reading the letters gets to say the word. That's how we do it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's how who does it?
Lieutenant Disher: Society. We live in a society.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, we do Randy. Meanwhile the p's been sitting on my screen for ten minutes.
Lieutenant Disher: Fine. "P" for pan. No. Panavision. Tsunami, panavision. The next letter, "L" as in...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh...
Lieutenant Disher: No, we can come back to that one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, we can't come back to it, Randy. We- [phone rings] Whoever this is, thank you very much for calling.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Okay, so we're just going to take this really slow. Mr. Monk? Okay, now, you're afraid of a lot of things.
Adrian Monk: 312.
Natalie: Right, 312. But all we want to do today is beat one of them. Wouldn't that be great if we just crossed one of those right off your list?
Julie Teeger: Okay, here are four things that you're scared of, but don't worry, you don't have to do all of them. You can just pick one. You can drink the milk, or you could play the harmonica, put the ladybug on your finger, or you can climb the ladder.
Adrian Monk: That's a big ladder.
Julie Teeger: It's only four feet.