Adrian Monk Quote #1617
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital
Dr. Souter: A cerebral hemorrhage? Who told you that?
Adrian Monk: A very prominent patient. I didn't get her name.
Dr. Kroger: Well, I have to respectfully disagree. What you have is a simple rupture of the olfactory membrane. Your basic nosebleed.
Adrian Monk: I think I should be admitted, just for a few days, so you can be sure.
Dr. Souter: I'm gonna cauterize it. Tilt your head back.
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. She said that her stepbrother had the exact same symptoms. And here's the thing. It feels like a cerebral hemorrhage.
Dr. Souter: Mr. Monk, I've seen a cerebral hemorrhage. I interned with Graydon Whitcomb for two years.
Adrian Monk: Who's that?
Dr. Souter: He's the head of neurotrauma.
Adrian Monk: Let's call him.
Dr. Souter: I'll tell you what, if this doesn't work, I will take you upstairs to see Dr. Whitcomb. Okay?
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Nurse: It's not possible. Mr. Johansen never left his room. He's been on the heart monitor all night. Here's a cardiogram. No gaps, no interruptions.
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, all we know for sure is that he never took the monitor off. What if he took it with him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, please.
Lieutenant Disher: No, it's possible. I mean, all he had to do was strap the monitor to his back. And then climb out the window, shimmy down one story, unspooling 600 feet of wire along the way.
Nurse: He's 82 years old.
Lieutenant Disher: He's a veteran. They were the Greatest Generation.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You through?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: And, Randy, you hit it. Remember?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, let's see it. [Disher starts to unbutton his pants] What are you doing?
Lieutenant Disher: Showing you the bruise.
Adrian Monk: What's he doing?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's near your ankle. Just pull up your pant leg.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, six of one, right?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's not six of one. Roll up your pant leg.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm already unbuckled. Okay, fine.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Captain, look at this.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What is that?
Hospital Administrator: That looks like a seal. That could be from one of our oxygen tanks.
Captain Stottlemeyer: "Room 623."
Lieutenant Disher: Room 623. All right, let's go!
Hospital Administrator: Uh, Lieutenant, that's the geriatric ward. If he's a patient up there, he's at least 80 years old.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, then, we better move fast.