Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital
Adrian Monk: And, Randy, you hit it. Remember? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, let's see it. [Disher starts to unbutton his pants] What are you doing? Lieutenant Disher: Showing you the bruise. Adrian Monk: What's he doing? Captain Stottlemeyer: It's near your ankle. Just pull up your pant leg. Lieutenant Disher: Well, six of one, right? Captain Stottlemeyer: It's not six of one. Roll up your pant leg. Lieutenant Disher: I'm already unbuckled. Okay, fine.