Adrian Monk Quote #1630
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital
Dr. Scott: Mr. Monk, I thought I sent you home.
Adrian Monk: I had some unfinished business.
Dr. Scott: This is Mr. Adrian Monk. He's with the police department. I'm sure you all heard about what happened to Graydon Whitcomb?
Adrian Monk: Could you take a look at this, Doctor? This is from an EKG.
Dr. Scott: Yes, I think I've seen one or two of these.
Adrian Monk: Well, this was from last night. Midnight to 3:00 a.m. There are some gaps here and here. It looks like it was disconnected.
Dr. Scott: Eva, explain these gaps to Mr. Monk.
Female Intern: There are gaps like these in any EKG. Anytime a patient rolls over or changes position.
Adrian Monk: Well, what about this one? How long is this gap right here?
Female Intern: 8, maybe 10 seconds.
Dr. Scott: 10 seconds. Not much help, is it?
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Nurse: It's not possible. Mr. Johansen never left his room. He's been on the heart monitor all night. Here's a cardiogram. No gaps, no interruptions.
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, all we know for sure is that he never took the monitor off. What if he took it with him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, please.
Lieutenant Disher: No, it's possible. I mean, all he had to do was strap the monitor to his back. And then climb out the window, shimmy down one story, unspooling 600 feet of wire along the way.
Nurse: He's 82 years old.
Lieutenant Disher: He's a veteran. They were the Greatest Generation.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You through?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: And, Randy, you hit it. Remember?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, let's see it. [Disher starts to unbutton his pants] What are you doing?
Lieutenant Disher: Showing you the bruise.
Adrian Monk: What's he doing?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's near your ankle. Just pull up your pant leg.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, six of one, right?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's not six of one. Roll up your pant leg.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm already unbuckled. Okay, fine.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Captain, look at this.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What is that?
Hospital Administrator: That looks like a seal. That could be from one of our oxygen tanks.
Captain Stottlemeyer: "Room 623."
Lieutenant Disher: Room 623. All right, let's go!
Hospital Administrator: Uh, Lieutenant, that's the geriatric ward. If he's a patient up there, he's at least 80 years old.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, then, we better move fast.