Kevin Dorfman Quote #27
Quote from Kevin Dorfman in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Kevin Dorfman: Did I ever tell you about my uncle?
Adrian Monk: No.
Kevin Dorfman: Sy Dorfman? The comedian? Sy Dorfman? You've heard of Milton Berle, right? Uncle Miltie?
Adrian Monk: Ah, yeah.
Kevin Dorfman: Well, they were contemporaries! Worked a lot of the same venues, had a lot of friends in common. Take a seat. Come on. When I think about all the great Milton Berle stories they would tell Uncle Sy and then he would relay to me... And when he died he left me this. It's his joke file.
Adrian Monk: Professional jokes?
Kevin Dorfman: Field-tested. Guaranteed. You want to go back on the Max Hudson show, right? Well, here's your chance to give him a taste of the medicine that he prescribes.
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‘Mr. Monk Is On the Air’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]