Kevin Dorfman: Did I ever tell you about my uncle?
Adrian Monk: No.
Kevin Dorfman: Sy Dorfman? The comedian? Sy Dorfman? You've heard of Milton Berle, right? Uncle Miltie?
Adrian Monk: Ah, yeah.
Kevin Dorfman: Well, they were contemporaries! Worked a lot of the same venues, had a lot of friends in common. Take a seat. Come on. When I think about all the great Milton Berle stories they would tell Uncle Sy and then he would relay to me... And when he died he left me this. It's his joke file.
Adrian Monk: Professional jokes?
Kevin Dorfman: Field-tested. Guaranteed. You want to go back on the Max Hudson show, right? Well, here's your chance to give him a taste of the medicine that he prescribes.