Adrian Monk Quote #1506
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Adrian Monk: I know that song.
Hal Tucker: What song?
Adrian Monk: That song you're humming. The music box at Gail Segalis' house. You. You've been to Greece?
Hal Tucker: Many times.
Adrian Monk: I've been everywhere. You had a beard. [Hal pulls out a gun] Gail Segalis. She said she'd send me a picture from Greece. Is that why you kept coming over? She must've taken the picture. And you were in it. It would've connected you to Gail... Oh, God. You kept bringing in my mail all that time. You were just waiting for her letter.
Hal Tucker: First class, my ass. That thing took forever.
Adrian Monk: So, you never reallyliked me?
Hal Tucker: Are you kidding? Spending a day with you is like pulling teeth. I'm surprised your own shadow keeps you company.
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.