Adrian Monk Quote #1505
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Hal Tucker: Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Your bag. Santorini. What's- What's in here? It's heavy. You- You bought this in Europe.
Hal Tucker: Boy, am I glad he's gone, huh? He gets so jealous when I'm around my friends, you know?
Adrian Monk: Really?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, you know, Adrian, I'm so glad you're here because, uh, my mother's coming over in a little while. Would you like to meet her?
Adrian Monk: Your- Your mother?
Hal Tucker: Yeah. I told her all about you. Come on, I live right upstairs. Let's go.
Adrian Monk: Your mom.
Hal Tucker: Yeah.
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.