Adrian Monk Quote #1503
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Hal Tucker: Listen, uh, I just remembered. I have an appointment downtown with a client, so, uh, I'll call you later.
Adrian Monk: Okay, yeah, Hal! Wait, uh, before you go. There's, uh, something I've been meaning to say. I'm really glad we met.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, me too. I'll call ya.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah, you know, I know this sounds childish, but, um... If you wanted to say we were best friends, that would be cool with me.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, sounds great. Let's do it.
Adrian Monk: Really?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, look, I really gotta go. I'll catch you later. [exits]
Adrian Monk: Yeah. [runs to the phone] Dr. Kroger. I'm sorry to call you at home. He said yes!
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‘Mr. Monk Makes a Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.