Adrian Monk Quote #1485
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Natalie: [answers phone] Hello? Yes. He's right here. Who's this? A what? A friend of whose? This is Adrian Monk. What number are you calling? Yeah. Hold on. Mr. Monk? It's Hal?
Adrian Monk: Hal! Hal? He called me? [takes the phone] Hello? Yeah, yeah, of course I remember you. Yeah. Oh, it was... Yeah, it was nice meeting you too. Bumping into you. All right, I get it, I get it. It was a play on words. Oh, that was just my assistant Natalie. Huh? Hold on. Hold on, I'll see. Are you hot?
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: What, tom- tomorrow? Oh, sure. I- Sure, that sounds okay. Yeah, that sounds great. All right, okay, great. I'll see you then. [hangs up] That was Hal.
Natalie: Who is Hal?
Adrian Monk: Oh, he's just a guy. He's a friend. We're going to the hockey game tomorrow.
Lieutenant Disher: The hockey game?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Kramer, what're you doing tomorrow?
Kramer: Going to the beach with the kids.
Adrian Monk: Can't go with ya. I'm going to the hockey game. Captain, you don't need me tomorrow, do ya?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No.
Adrian Monk: Good, 'cause I'm goin' to the game.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. I heard.
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‘Mr. Monk Makes a Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.