Adrian Monk Quote #1065
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
Roger Zisk: Hey, excuse me. Hey. Hey, don't ponce my ride. What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: It's just... It's not quite straight.
Roger Zisk: What part of "Don't ponce my ride" don't you understand?
Adrian Monk: Ponce... Most of.... All of it really.
Roger Zisk: Look, man, this is a BMW 5 series, all right? I don't let my wife touch this car. And she bought me this car. You think I'm gonna let you touch it? [Monk keeps adjusting the mirror] Buddy, what is your problem?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I can't... I can't stop. I don't know what's wrong with me, but it's almost there, just this...
Roger Zisk: Hey, how about I just rip you a new one?
Adrian Monk: Uh, no. No, no. I don't need a new one.
Roger Zisk: Where you from?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Roger Zisk: Well, how about you do this town a favor. You figure out where it is you're from and get your sorry ass back there.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Thank you.
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‘Mr. Monk Bumps His Head’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: He got beaned pretty hard on the head. We're putting up 4,000 of these. I'm gonna have them put up. We're gonna post them in post offices, truck stops, and drug stores.
Dr. Kroger: Wait, why the drug stores?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I figure he's gonna have to buy wipes sooner or later.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Captain. Mr. Monk gets all his money from the bank. They're brand new bills. Maybe they keep track of serial numbers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's good. We'll check it out.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe this guy really did have a clue about Trudy's murder and Monk solved the case. I mean, he found the guy who killed Trudy and killed him. And then he moved to some place else, changed his name and started a new life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Without telling us?
Lieutenant Disher: Happens all the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It does?
Lieutenant Disher: It happens occasionally. It's not unprecedented. I never said it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sheriff Bates: It's the biggest feed store in the county. Roger's father in law owns it. He lets Roger run it.
Adrian Monk: I don't wanna tell you, but those bags smell like...
Sheriff Bates: Well, that's exactly what they are. That's fertilizer.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. My God, this is worse than drug trafficking. You gotta nail this guy.