Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #206
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
Captain Stottlemeyer: He got beaned pretty hard on the head. We're putting up 4,000 of these. I'm gonna have them put up. We're gonna post them in post offices, truck stops, and drug stores.
Dr. Kroger: Wait, why the drug stores?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I figure he's gonna have to buy wipes sooner or later.
‘Mr. Monk Bumps His Head’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Captain. Mr. Monk gets all his money from the bank. They're brand new bills. Maybe they keep track of serial numbers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's good. We'll check it out.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe this guy really did have a clue about Trudy's murder and Monk solved the case. I mean, he found the guy who killed Trudy and killed him. And then he moved to some place else, changed his name and started a new life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Without telling us?
Lieutenant Disher: Happens all the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It does?
Lieutenant Disher: It happens occasionally. It's not unprecedented. I never said it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sheriff Bates: It's the biggest feed store in the county. Roger's father in law owns it. He lets Roger run it.
Adrian Monk: I don't wanna tell you, but those bags smell like...
Sheriff Bates: Well, that's exactly what they are. That's fertilizer.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. My God, this is worse than drug trafficking. You gotta nail this guy.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Dr. Kroger: You know, Captain, the amnesia that you're describing to me is actually quite rare.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe. But it's all we got. I have no body. He hasn't contacted us. He hasn't contacted Natalie.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, and we've notified every hospital in the country, there's no sign of him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Doctor, if I'm right and Monk is out there and he doesn't know who he is, what can we expect?
Dr. Kroger: From a psychological stand point, we'd be in uncharted territory. Adrian would be in a complete dissociative state. He would be like a pilot who's flying in the fog without any instruments.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He's gotta be scared to death.
Dr. Kroger: But in a weird way, if he's not seriously hurt, this could actually help him. You see, Adrian has always had a problem detaching, looking at himself objectively. So if you're right, he could be out there right now meeting himself for the very first time.
Lieutenant Disher: He's meeting himself?
Dr. Kroger: Uh-huh.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That can't be good.