Adrian Monk Quote #1058
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show
Adrian Monk: Hello. I'm on the list.
Bouncer: Name.
Adrian Monk: Puff Daddy. Plus one. This is my girl...friend.
Natalie: Hi.
Bouncer: Puff Daddy, the rapper?
Adrian Monk: Oh, no, not that Puff Daddy. This happens to me all the time, doesn't it? All the time.
Natalie: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: Let me explain. Where to begin... All right, there are 2 Puff Daddys.
Bouncer: Why don't you change your name?
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he change his name, is what I'm saying. 'cause I'm older than him. I had it first. One time, a lawyer told me I could sue if I...
Natalie: My daughter's in there. I'm going in.
Adrian Monk: We gotta in there.
Bouncer: Hey!
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're retiring? How old are you?
Gordo: 46.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Did you win the lottery?
Gordo: No, I've been investing. Real estate. What have you been doing with your savings?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, eating. You know, I need to talk to my accountant.
Natalie: What, you have an accountant?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nope. Gonna have to get an accountant, then I'm gonna talk to him.
Quote from Natalie
Shirt Salesman: How are you today? Do you see anything you like?
Adrian Monk: Is Dennis here? He usually takes care of me.
Shirt Salesman: Oh, no, I'm afraid Dennis quit.
Adrian Monk: He quit?
Shirt Salesman: Yeah, apparently he had one regular customer that was driving him crazy.
Natalie: Now, we're gonna be up all night wondering who that was.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Shirt Salesman: Okay, here you go. Inspected by number 8. Is there really a difference?
Adrian Monk: Are you kidding? Look at this. Look, she's an artist. Oh, I've been admiring her work for years. You know, every shirt, every stitch, every button is perfect. There's a tear. There's a tear.
Natalie: Where, where, where?
Adrian Monk: There's a tear, right there. Ah, look at this, the sleeve is all wrong. It's completely crooked.
Natalie: Well, maybe she had a bad day.
Adrian Monk: No, that's not possible. I know inspector number 8. She never lets anything get past her.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, are you okay?
Adrian Monk: Something's wrong.
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: Something is very wrong with inspector number 8. Dennis? Dennis?