Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show
Adrian Monk: Hello. I'm on the list. Bouncer: Name. Adrian Monk: Puff Daddy. Plus one. This is my girl...friend. Natalie: Hi. Bouncer: Puff Daddy, the rapper? Adrian Monk: Oh, no, not that Puff Daddy. This happens to me all the time, doesn't it? All the time. Natalie: Yeah. Adrian Monk: Let me explain. Where to begin... All right, there are 2 Puff Daddys. Bouncer: Why don't you change your name? Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he change his name, is what I'm saying. 'cause I'm older than him. I had it first. One time, a lawyer told me I could sue if I... Natalie: My daughter's in there. I'm going in. Adrian Monk: We gotta in there. Bouncer: Hey!