Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #198
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Sister Heather: Captain Stottlemeyer. I'm sister Heather.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hi, Sister. You know why I'm here, right?
Sister Heather: Yes. He's here. He's in the sanctuary. He's very frightened. You think he tried to murder you?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, ma'am, I do.
Sister Heather: You obviously have very strong feelings about this.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You got that... Yes, I do.
Sister Heather: I just wanna make sure that Brad isn't mistreated.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Brad's not his name.
Sister Heather: You're right. I don't know his real name. But I know the man. He's been working in our outreach program. He's been feeding the hungry and homeless every night. When they're too tired to come here, he brings the food to them.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, maybe he has a guilty conscience.
Sister Heather: Well, any conscience at all is a rare thing these days. What do you want, Captain?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I want justice.
Sister Heather: Well, he's afraid that you want something else. He's afraid you and the other policemen want...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Revenge.
Sister Heather: My Father wants taught me an important lesson. There's no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Your father?
Sister Heather: He's your Father too.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, look, I promise you that I will not hurt him.
‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.