Ambrose Monk Quote #27
Quote from Ambrose Monk in Mr. Monk Goes Home Again
Ambrose Monk: What are you doing, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, I'm just-
Ambrose Monk: Sorry, you can't take that. I don't have any extra.
Adrian Monk: It's just candy.
Ambrose Monk: I know how much I need. Every year, I have it down to a science based on current weather conditions, recent census data, and the demand from previous Halloweens. Last year, I ended up with just one extra candy bar. [takes candy bar from Disher]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, Ambrose, that's, um... That's very... I don't know what the hell that is. Come on, Lieutenant, I'll buy you a snickers bar.
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Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: Okay. Are you and Natalie...
Adrian Monk: What?
Ambrose Monk: Involved?
Adrian Monk: What? No. No. No. No. Why, why would you even ask me that?
Ambrose Monk: Well, it's been eight years since Trudy.
Adrian Monk: Exactly! It's only been eight years.
Ambrose Monk: You're a widower. She's a widow. And I know how you are with the ladies. I remember, in high school, those girls calling you on the phone, talking to you on the phone, complimenting you, huh?
Adrian Monk: Ambrose. Ambrose, those were my teachers.
Ambrose Monk: So? What about Mrs. Flagan? Yeah?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Halloween. Am I right? Something nasty always goes down on Halloween.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Really? What went down last Halloween?
Lieutenant Disher: Nothing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The one before that?
Lieutenant Disher: It's a new tradition. Halloween.
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: What are you doing? You- You can't go in there. You cannot go in there.
Julie Teeger: I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Natalie: What's going on?
Ambrose Monk: That, that is, that's Dad's study. We're, we're, we're not allowed in there.
Natalie: Not allowed?
Ambrose Monk: Yes. Dad caught me in there once when I was 12.
Natalie: What happened, Ambrose?
Ambrose Monk: He grounded me.
Julie Teeger: For 30 years?