Ambrose Monk Quote #22
Quote from Ambrose Monk in Mr. Monk Goes Home Again
Kids: Trick-or-treat!
Ambrose Monk: Wait. Wait. Not yet. Trick-or-treat. I've accepted your terms, which means we now have an implied contract. By accepting this treat, you are in effect promising to refrain from committing any tricks against me or this property now or in the future. Are there any questions?
Boy: Yeah. Do you have any peanut chews?
Ambrose Monk: There's only what's in the bowl. Now, one per customer, all right?
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes Home Again’ Quotes
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: Okay. Are you and Natalie...
Adrian Monk: What?
Ambrose Monk: Involved?
Adrian Monk: What? No. No. No. No. Why, why would you even ask me that?
Ambrose Monk: Well, it's been eight years since Trudy.
Adrian Monk: Exactly! It's only been eight years.
Ambrose Monk: You're a widower. She's a widow. And I know how you are with the ladies. I remember, in high school, those girls calling you on the phone, talking to you on the phone, complimenting you, huh?
Adrian Monk: Ambrose. Ambrose, those were my teachers.
Ambrose Monk: So? What about Mrs. Flagan? Yeah?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Halloween. Am I right? Something nasty always goes down on Halloween.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Really? What went down last Halloween?
Lieutenant Disher: Nothing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The one before that?
Lieutenant Disher: It's a new tradition. Halloween.
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: What are you doing? You- You can't go in there. You cannot go in there.
Julie Teeger: I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Natalie: What's going on?
Ambrose Monk: That, that is, that's Dad's study. We're, we're, we're not allowed in there.
Natalie: Not allowed?
Ambrose Monk: Yes. Dad caught me in there once when I was 12.
Natalie: What happened, Ambrose?
Ambrose Monk: He grounded me.
Julie Teeger: For 30 years?