Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #163
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas
Bartender: You came in around 2:00, you sang the song, you won the trophy, you threw up, and you collapsed on a table over there.
Adrian Monk: Was he alone?
Bartender: I didn't notice. About 10 minutes later you came back, you were all excited and you kept saying, "I solved the case!"
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anything else?
Bartender: No, sir, you just ran outside looking for a payphone.
Adrian Monk: You sat at this table and you solved the case.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, do you have any idea what I meant?
Bartender: No.
Woman: I do. You told me all about it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Um... What exactly did I say?
Woman: I'll tell you on one condition.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Where's your boyfriend?
Natalie: I sent him out. I told him I needed a special kind of shampoo.
Adrian Monk: Boy, it's like you have superpowers.
Natalie: It's a gift.
Adrian Monk: And a curse?
Natalie: No, just a gift.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: No, no, no, look at me. He has no idea what he's talking about. Once you get a taste of it, you will be hooked for sure. You'll never leave.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You won't get hooked.
Natalie: He gets hooked on everything. He's the most compulsive person I've ever met. He's like a different species.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: No, I- I can't be the victim. I'm the detective. I have to step back and observe the scene.
Natalie: Yeah, well, I can observe stuff, too. A. This is a crime scene.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, no, you don't.... You don't know what to look for. Okay? I mean, we have a system. It's a good system. There's an old saying: "Don't change anything... ever."
Natalie: That's an old saying?
Adrian Monk: I've been saying it for years.