Bartender: You came in around 2:00, you sang the song, you won the trophy, you threw up, and you collapsed on a table over there.
Adrian Monk: Was he alone?
Bartender: I didn't notice. About 10 minutes later you came back, you were all excited and you kept saying, "I solved the case!"
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anything else?
Bartender: No, sir, you just ran outside looking for a payphone.
Adrian Monk: You sat at this table and you solved the case.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, do you have any idea what I meant?
Bartender: No.
Woman: I do. You told me all about it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Um... What exactly did I say?
Woman: I'll tell you on one condition.